Friday Futon - Rainbow Unicorns in 3D

I find myself lying awake at night, crying out in the darkness, “Why, why do popular skiing boats have Wesley Snipes Blade style graphics on them?!”

Then I stopped asking why, and came up with a solution. Rainbow unicorns, in 3D. I think there is no greater joy than seeing your kid on one of those inner-tubes being dragged behind a speeding boat, wearing 3D glasses that you paid an extra $4.25 to use at the theater (so naturally you kept them because $4.25 is a rip to watch Toy Story 3 in 3D), screaming and pointing at the top of their lungs at what you perceive to be sheer joy but what they perceive to be a giant unicorn racing across a rainbow, horn down, front hooves up, about to pop the only thing keeping them separated from the (what surely would feel like concrete at that speed) water and saying to yourself, man, I’m so glad we bought the boat with the kick butt Rainbow Unicorn graphics — the kids just love it!