Friday Futon - Fortran

I wonder how people cleaned dishes before dish soap. I bet in the early 1800’s, it was super sucky, what with non-stick not being invented and all. What a pain it must have been to be the one stuck cleaning the dishes while the others got to whittle little rabbit caricatures by the fire burning stove.

But then, I bet one night while everyone else was whittling, Jed came up with some crazy formula on his computer that was the beginning of what is known today as, dish soap. What’s crazier is that Jed probably coded that in Fortran. God knows PHP wasn’t even around back then.