Friday Futon - Rental

Sometimes I wish my last name was Rental.  Maybe something like Richard Rental, RR.  That way when I played monopoly, it would just be assumed that I would own all the railroads; because between you and I, the railroads are totally where the money is at.

Anyways, if my last name was Rental, and I was say, a snow skier, I would put my last name on my skis; just in case they got stolen — kinda like your mom still does on all your t-shirts.  So when I’d be up on the mountain, people would look down at my skis and think that I was riding on rented skis, and then they would probably make fun of me.  But, then, right after they tried some lame trick off the rock by the chair lift on that double black diamond, I’d come flying by them, hit the jump do a hi-ho triple psycho (nod to Band of Skulls) and nail it right in front of their girlfriends.

Then I’d just nod back at them, and say, Rental.  Richard Rental.