Fluevog Customer Service

Not only do their shoes kick asphalt, their email correspondence is fun and refreshing:

Your order is now complete!

1. Your order was carefully taken from our Dot Matrix and passed to our Fluevogian Elves, who started searching for your exact item(s).

2. Our well-trained packing specialist gathered everything needed to do the best packing job he could, especially for you. Only when completely satisfied with his deliverable, he sent word to the FluevogFleet using incensed smoke signals.

3. We welcomed the Fleet which always consists of three solar-powered FluevogVans - one for security, one for your package, and one for refreshments and supplies. We briefly chatted about what great taste you have and how good looking you are, but then they were off and on their way to make the final delivery.

I’m still trying to figure out how they knew I was so good looking…