Friday Futon - Master of the Drop Shadow
You ever notice how famous people are always referenced by their first and last name? For example, “Hey look, there is Brad Pitt”. I often wonder, when BP (we’re tight like that) is hanging with his hommies, if his bro’s are like, “Hey Brad Pitt, check this out. I’m kicking Paul Walkers ass in Flight Control”, or something. I mean hey, I don’t know. I don’t even know if Brad Pitt and Paul Walker know each other, let alone hang out. Gosh.
It got me wondering, is this first name/last name the secret to success? So I contacted the Futon Lab for Studies of Things Unimportant or Socially Irrelevant (FLSTUSI), to run a study for me, the Futon, on 27 awesome-tastic ways to get famous and master the drop shadow in Photoshop. (Because you know you want to know that junk.)
Lo and behold, the FLSTUSI came back with the following:
No. 1 for achieving fame and mad Photoshop drop shadow skillzors - call said person by their first and last name.
From now on, you can call me Futon Sanchez - Master of the Drop Shadow.
Also, I wish my last name was Sanchez.