Friday Futon - Evil Deer

So, I’m driving home, and right around Sunol, I notice this fox chasing this deer, well, a baby deer, (so I guess this is a fawn) on the hillside. The only reason I noticed was because the driver in front of me was leaning on his breaks like scrilla was falling from the sky.

I got to thinking, poor little deer, prolly gonna be a tasty dinner for that fox. Then I thought, why do I feel bad for the deer? I mean, why not feel bad for the fox? Maybe the fox hasn’t eaten in like two and a half weeks, and the last meal it had was some little squirrel that didn’t even really satisfy, because it was a skinny squirrel… and what if the deer/fawn was really like an evil ruler deer of the Sunol Hills, or like the child of the evil ruler, YEAH, and it would be like a big motherfuton to the evil ruler deer that this fox killed his only deer child. And upon hearing the news the evil ruler deer would like stamp the ground or something. And that would throw into motion this entire chain of events that leads to a coup and then a new democracy and the first ever elections in the Sunol Hills.

I guess I’m rooting for the fox now. Down with the evil deer ruler.