Friday Futon - Vegetables

You know how when people are brain dead, they are sometimes referenced as being a “vegetable”? What’s the deal with that? Clearly they’re not a vegetable. It’s not like your mom is forcing you to eat them… and it’s not like they contain all these vitamins and minerals that are good for you, and help you to grow up big and strong.

It’s quite deceiving. So I propose we switch over to something like, water chestnut. Those things have like zero vitamins and minerals. The only thing they’re really good for is crunching. I love a good crunch… then again, who doesn’t?. It’s the perfect switch. Now our kids won’t get confused when we tell them they need to eat all their vegetables.