Friday Futon - Pain In The Butt

Who comes up with this stuff? Pain in the butt. There is no pain in my butt. I would think I would know if there was pain in my butt. Just because someone jacks me does not make them a pain in my butt. It makes them a jacker. A jacker that jacked me. A jackhole, if you will. A pain in the butt is a 6 foot tube with a camera and some scissors attached to the end, sliding through your colon looking for things that would really be a pain in your butt. That’s like a double pain in the butt. Using deductive reasoning then, a pain in the butt is like saying this jackhole here is sliding up my colon with his Canon7D and a dull steak knife. And if that is really the case, then yes, I would agree, that is a pain in the butt.